The Bottom Line Magazine

Stole My Gays! – by Shann Carr – I’m not insulted when Kathy Griffin yells out to a group of people “Hey, where are my gays?” I’m not the crunchy lesbian who yells back “Gay people can’t be owned! That’s offensive!” I’m ecstatic that a tacky salutation like that can be yelled out in a [...]

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by Shann Carr –  I’m not satisfied with just my own holidays; I want to celebrate yours too! In December, I like to glom on to other people’s holiday events. I hit a few house parties, share a Shabbat dinner, watch a lighted parade, do our annual gingerbread house-making party, get my “carol-on” and crash [...]

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by Shann Carr –   I love Halloween, but I always pick a costume that needs explaining. 22 years ago my girlfriend and I wrapped our naked bodies in Saran Wrap, and then made black rectangles out of electrical tape to cover our naughty bits. We strapped her into a collar and a leash and [...]

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